Why are there so many goddamn cute couples everywhere. And hot girls with big boobs and nice teeth. Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh I want braces now and to get rid of these fucking stretchmarks which is strange that I have because I'm not overweight. Sometimes I wish I was a boy because they don't need to give birth or go through a menstrual cycle. My back and neck hurts so I could really go for a massage right now but no I have no money and I need to find a job because I'm broke beyond broke.

Moral of the story: money is everything.